Tuesday 19 August 2014

They wanna bovel they'll get a funking novel.


Wed 04:11 GMT 20/08/14
They wanna bovel they'll get a funking novel.

And so wrote Kingsley Beat. I gotta be a lyrical mudda clucka - or other. Satisfactorily irked at the umpteenth but helpful, terse and clinical or some such other, fekection from literary agents. That is to say rejected tendering of 14 year old novella, 'The Beast of Babylon', the moment struck him, like a wave outta Camden, that he must write a novel. 

When you're speaking in swathes...

Chill out a little bit. But when inspiration hits you with such a surge, it's like a wave, well, I guess that's a little bit difficult to control...

When you're laying their smiling...

A tree of inspiration is a controlled but lovely thought. But this comes as a physical  ihopemylungs are big enough to stretch out and grip everyone of these majestic goddam said John Macmenna Monkey beautiful ideas. Retain them to stretch out and master their glory enough to dish out multiple sunbeam laser sunflower power rays of interconnecting good. Everything making sense suddenly in symphonic yeehas of acknowledgment. Wow. 

Maybe it is time to go back to bed.

Grip the bars and hope for sleep. 

Be thankful man. O be thankful, you gotta you gotta. It will unfold in front of you, but be careful on the road.

Or some such other.


How I made it: the book of the event – written as it happens... [an unfolding-book-blog by Kingsley Beat]


Where have I been tonight?
When you’re speaking in swathes
Why not cry when you doin’ it?
Be a man.

Bury You

4 track ep.

Hasn’t even been written yet

I don’t want no more whisky
Say it brother

MUOOZIK SAVED ME

First thought best thought

I aint making this up

I know that brere…

Constantly satirising one’s self

Why just give a hint
If it’s that sacred my brother
A force for good

jb

Lay it in the line m**herf****er
A Force for Good Too


MOOZIK NOT EVEN WRITTEN YET – by Kingsley Beat

-       Out now(ish) – as soon as I’ve written it like…
Be with you by the month of September

Post this when I’m sober, I will.

4 track ep
1.     Where have I been tonight?
2.     In front of my computer
3.     This is how we are apparently doing it
4.     Should there have been a comma in there

By the powers of Grayskull, I Kingsley Beat, do solemnly swear, to write these 4 choons and welease them on iTunes (in four weeks time – like a sort of challenge, although the songs might be s**t of course.)

Have you recovered yet?
Enough to introduce
Now you’re making work for yourself there
What are the exact specific impediments to writing sober?
Chill out man

About a week later
20 August

How I made it: the book of the event – written as it happensGotta Lotta Love For You

Saturday 2 August 2014

The Ramshackle Music Collective - Album 1 - out on itunes from September 10th 2014


LISTEN TO IT EXCLUSIVELY ON MP.3 UNSIGNED - for one month only, prior to release in itunes on the Kitchen Creative label!
Listen here: CLICK TO LISTEN

Wednesday 23 July 2014

Tuesday 22 July 2014

The new single from Kingsley

The new single from Kingsley be out now. Frabjous day indeed! CD BABY, ITUNES and the like - http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/kingsleybeat3

Sunday 22 June 2014

Why Won't You Let Me Breathe? by Kingsley Beat

The first single, out as soon as that itunes 3rd party aggregator approves me. Peace of course. KB
DEBUT SINGLE BY KINGSLEY BEAT

Looking forward to a happy day in the country

A Happy Day in the Country


BRS IN THE WINDDOWN

CLASSIC EPISODE OF RADIO ALABAMA 1928
http://bobkeats1.podbean.com/e/rasio-alabama1928-baines-rigby-smith-in-the-winddown/

And this be Feed the Swan


Who is Kingsley Beat?

Kingsley Beat is the best songwriter in the world and his choons are really rather fantastic and insightful, with good words and that, and sometimes his mates playing skilfully on their instruments, and sometimes him doing it all himself like a proper rock god or Prince or something - and whilst he might not have the range and intensity of, say, Art Garfunkel, he is well good and the words are properly good and that. In many respects, Kingsley Beat is what the world is waiting for because his music would definitely help to generate happiness and maybe even encourage others into peaceful pastimes like Euroball or banging kitchen pots and pans, not entirely original that last one, but actually the more people who do it, the better, especially as opposed to hitting people or saying bad stuff on facebook and twitter and that. Kingsley Beat's songs were written and performed by Andrew Baines and performed by he, under the pseudonym Kingsley Beat. This geezer lurks in London and his agent is 38. I mean his age is 38.

This be his youtube channel which is well alright:


Radio Alabama 1928

Round about 2006, Radio Alabama was founded: mixing talk and music with, well I suppose that's about it really, but very funny and of course insightful talk, and very brilliant music too. Central DJs, Bob Keats, Baines Rigby Smith and DJ Moth were soon to become most loved of lots of fictional people, for instance Steven from Stevenage, and their very own Brian Bludclart, but a few real people too - such as anyone who Tim and Andy played it too. And so the legacy was born, with an aggregate total of several weeks worth of bonkers original content, Radio Alabama has grown to become one of the biggest Radio Stations that doesn't actually exist yet. Luminaries of the musical world from the Kitchen Creative Record Label, Steve Harrison, Kingsley Beat, Mothbeat, Stan Harvey and the Ramshackle Music Collective, shamelessly promoted on Radio Alabama 1928, all went on to be big stars in their own right, as we all don't yet know yet.

Enjoy! - Bob Keats (CEO; DJ; part-time Burger King Brawler)

Radio Alabama 1928: An evening with Kingsley Beat